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peppergoat:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

lostdays:

khrybaby:

dannybrito:

this is pretty cute

it really is. its cute. very cute.

love this

asks:
Iflsciense made an article about a condom in Australia with a special sti inactivating coating. Can condom depot please help spread the word to help boost awareness of these condoms, so people will get them when they go on the market elsewhere?

condomdepot:

We have one scheduled to go out next week. Thanks for the heads up and be sure to keep it an eye out for it early next week. Take care!

robofists-revenge:

I once went to the Renaissance Fair dressed as Marty McFly, and nobody got the joke.

That will forever be one of the most disappointing moments in my life.

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

itsmamrie:

ditzeyy:

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

swike and hannah

IT IS

itsmamrie:

ditzeyy:

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

swike and hannah

IT IS

The timing in which people enter your life is very important.
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07/22/14

Another attempt at an early night derailed by hunger and mcdonalds and samurai jack and hitch.

I just searched for kendrick on spotify and it came up with anna kendrick and the cups song and I couldn’t stop smiling haha.

I was supposed to shoot arrows at high speeds today with my homies, but they bailed.

I’m stuck at a crossroads of taking 4 non-science books for just reading or 4 non-science books that also teach me something.

I have two main notetaking apps, but the first one is going to be for notes and the second one is going to be for pictures that will help for class because I can search for keywords in pictures hehe.

I move up in t-minues 4 days. Man.

Today I learned that without facial hair, I look like college freshman. Also that the solitude of not seeing friends everyday is very soothing to the chaos of my thoughts.

I’m kind of nervous for the cold of the Bay Area lol.

I’m really sorry I lost the rainbows you gave me, because when you gave them to me, all I could think of was that I would treasure them and never lose them because to me the represented our rebuilding friendship, something I value. But now, you don’t exactly reply to me, which is fine because I did something pretty fucking bad to you and I didn’t expect to ever talk to you ever again and that conversation we had outside the library was so liberating I hope you understand how much that meant. I will always respect your classiness, and I know you’ll always be one half of a power couple because you’re one of those rare women that shines so bright and warm that your man will want to shine just as bright and just as warm. YIKES 1AM WRITING.

Excited to feed giraffes.

I’m picking up mannerisms from the characters of parks and rec and I’m not even mad. Just goes to show how malleable I am.

asks:
Some new years resolutions twentysomethings can actually follow?

top-scallop:

thefrenemy:

1. Wash your bedsheets.

2. Spend half as much time feeling sorry for yourself as you spend doing something about it. 

3. The word “twentysomething” describes your age. Stop using it as a crutch to describe your limitations. The economy is shitty, healthcare is hard, and college loans are steeped. Still: you’re not a goddamn Time Magazine thinkpiece. You are a person who steers your own ship. Start being a captain.    

4. Maintain a saving account that you can survive on for 3 “i’m fucked” months.

5. Take a leap. If you don’t do something you’re scared of now, you’re wasting your mortality.  

6. Get back to doing some of the things you loved before all of that noise drowned it out. 

7. You are an adult. Learn to drink like one.

8. Be fucking nicer. 

9. Maintain your: friendships, fridge, and gmail folder

10. Stop underestimating yourself.

Well shit.